Cream Cheese and Peanut Butter

"I cream cheesed my purse and peanut buttered my hand and bagel" were the first words of a series of unfortunate events!

:) Matt had made me breakfast to eat on the way to church: a half of a bagel with cream cheese on it and a piece of toast with peanut butter on it. They were sitting side by side on my paper towel balancing in my hand as I got in the car.

As you can imagine, with a baby you carry about 12 million things with you when you go anywhere :) So I've got my purse, my church bag and the diaper bag and I'm carrying my breakfast! Of course :P As one bag falls off my shoulder it jolts me and the cream cheese gets all of my purse and the peanut butter got all over my hand and the bagel. So I set my breakfast on the dash board so I could get all situated and cleaned up.

BUT of course we were late, so Matt didn't have any time to wait while I did that, So...

Before we even leave our apartment parking lot there is peanut butter and cream cheese on the dash, the side of the door, my skirt and then ended with both items of breakfast face down (of course) on the floor of our car :) I knew it was going to be a very good day! :)

As I went down to pick it up, my hair went forward and I cleaned the dash board with my hair then as I wiped my hair back from my eyes I strategically placed peanut butter on my forehead from my hand! :)

MORAL OF THE STORY: Cream Cheese and Peanut butter should be eaten at the table, they are not "on the go" foods! :) But it made for quite a fashion statement at church! :)